Eddie Collins: So you’ve finally done it then?
Andy Barrett: Done what?
EC: Written about my experiences in that lift.
AB: You wrote it, I just copied it. Anyway, if you didn’t want the world to know about it, you should have kept it to yourself. You know the score.
EC: I do now, you scumbag.
AB: Oooh, take me to the burns unit.
EC: So when are you releasing it?
AB: Early February.
EC: Suppose you’ll be making a bleeding fortune from it. At my expense!
AB: Keep your wig on, Collins, it’s free!
AB: It’s a short story; I can’t charge people for a short story.
EC: Putz. Next time, I’m keeping it zipped.
AB: Yeah, like that’s ever going to happen.
Eloquent, isn’t he?
As Eddie says, I’ve finally done it. The Lift is alive and kicking and coming soon to a floor near you. All you’ll have to do is press ‘buy’ on your nearest Amazon site, and as if by magic it’ll appear on your Kindle or your chosen reading apparatus. But don’t worry, even though ‘buy’ suggests you might have to part with some cash, I guarantee not one penny will disappear from your account. For the time being at least.